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Christi Fraga bends down to touch the temperature of the pool holding her Birkin bag

Spotted: Doral Mayor Carries $25K Birkin Bag During Community Center Tour

By Naomi Feinstein

Mar 14, 2025

New Times spoke to an Hermès expert to get the lowdown on Christi Fraga's Birkin bag.

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New Times Predicts Miami Will See the Lunar Eclipse on Thursday Night

By Tom Finkel

Mar 13, 2025

Tonight, March 13, brings a spectacular celestial show: A total lunar eclipse, AKA Blood Moon.

Color aerial view of Miami Beach Star Island, the Port of Miami, and surrounding waters on a nearly cloudless day.

$120M Star Island Mansion Sale Sets Miami-Dade Record

By Naomi Feinstein

Mar 13, 2025

Ken Griffin set the previous record with his $107 million purchase of Adrienne Arsht's Coconut Grove estate in 2022.

Former Miami city commissioner Frank Carollo speaks during a November 2017 commission meeting.

Miami's Carollo Political Dynasty Might Not Be Going Anywhere

By Alex DeLuca

Mar 13, 2025

Frank Carollo (AKA the brother of longtime city commissioner Joe Carollo) has filed to run for Miami's District 3 seat.

A Miami Beach Police Department drone in the sky, as captured by NBC 6 South Florida.

Miami Beach Police Will Once Again Use Drones to Monitor Spring Breakers

By Alex DeLuca

Mar 13, 2025

Privacy and civil rights advocates worry about the proliferation of police drones and how they are used.

Mustachioed man in front of microphones, holding a teensy copy of the Venezuelan constitution.

Doral City Council Backs Venezuelan Adjustment Act Following TPS Suspension

By Naomi Feinstein

Mar 12, 2025

"Doral is known as Doralzuela for a reason. Let’s honor that name by standing together in support of this act."

Meet the January 6 Rioter Running for Marco Rubio's U.S. Senate Seat

By Alex DeLuca

Mar 12, 2025

Lang was caught on video hitting police officers with a baseball bat while storming the U.S. Capitol on January 6, 2021.

A kid speaking in at the MIami-Dade commission

Watch: Parents Coach Kids to Rail Against Fluoride at Miami-Dade Meeting

By Naomi Feinstein

Mar 11, 2025

The children, who likely still have their baby teeth, lined up to read the speeches that their parents had prepared.

A photoshopped image of Elon Musk holding a chainsaw next to Florida Keys National Marine Sanctuary Office in Key Largo

Here's a List of South Florida Federal Offices DOGE Plans to Close

By Alex DeLuca

Mar 11, 2025

The department wants to shutter offices focused on protecting the Everglades and Biscayne Bay National Park.

Joseph Ladapo speaks at a podium at a press conference

Florida Surgeon General Ramps Up Anti-Fluoride Crusade in Miami

By Naomi Feinstein

Mar 10, 2025

Dentist Richard Mufson warns that misinformation threatens "one of the ten greatest healthcare benefits of the last century."

A female ranger stands in the swampy waters of Everglades National Park.

How Many Workers Has Everglades National Park Lost Under DOGE?

By Alex DeLuca

Mar 10, 2025

More than a dozen Everglades National Park workers have lost their jobs thanks to Elon Musk's DOGE.

Pornhub Is Now Banned in Florida. There's a Way Around It.

By Alex DeLuca

Mar 10, 2025

Porn-troducing: a VPN!

Miami Dolphins quarterback Tua Tagovailoa extends his arms in celebration after a victory in 2023

A Miami Dolphins Fan's Report Card

By Ryan Yousefi

Mar 10, 2025

The Phins got straight As from the NFLPA. But how do they fare from a fan's perspective?

Elon's SpaceX Failed Starship Rocket Launch Lights Up Miami Sky

By Naomi Feinstein

Mar 7, 2025

People throughout South Florida documented the flaming debris streaking through the sky.

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Share Your Feedback: 2025 Miami New Times Audience Survey Now Open

By Miami New Times staff

Mar 7, 2025

Miamians: Please tell us what you think!

stock photo of woman smiling while wearing winter earmuffs with ocean background

Winter's Not Over Yet: Cold Front to Bring Cooler Temperatures to South Florida

By Naomi Feinstein

Mar 6, 2025

You have another day to show off your Uggs!

Screenshot of Alan Gabay's TikTok showing his map of Miami for New Yorkers

TikTok Roasts Real Estate Agent's "Miami Map" for New Yorkers

By Naomi Feinstein

Mar 6, 2025

"Posting this on 305 Day should be a crime," a user responded.

A photo of a meteorologist in front of a map showing the Fire Weather Watch across South Florida.

Miamians, For the Love of God, Please Don't Light Outdoor Fires Today

By Alex DeLuca

Mar 6, 2025

Time to postpone that pyrotechnic gender-reveal party.

Illustration of Donald Trump as a boxer punching Marco Rubio's face as if it is a speed bag.

Marco Rubio Frowning Hall of Fame: From "Sad" to "Dead Inside"

By Naomi Feinstein

Mar 5, 2025

Rubio has been caught on camera dissociating as he works as Trump's human punching bag.

A photoshopped image of Andrew Tate kickboxing with Gov. Ron DeSantis.

Florida Opens Criminal Probe Into Self-Described Misogynist Andrew Tate

By Alex DeLuca

Mar 5, 2025

Gov. Ron DeSantis previously said that the Tate brothers are not welcome in Florida.

A man with a shaved head poses in plainclothes with fellow police officers, holding an "Officer of the Month" award

Horny Detective? Married Homestead Cop Sued for Wooing Case Subject

By Naomi Feinstein

Mar 4, 2025

Julio Trejo claims Homestead Police officer Pedro Perez falsely arrested him to pursue a relationship with his ex-girlfriend.

Florida Cities That Have Stopped Adding Fluoride to Water: The List So Far

By Naomi Feinstein

Mar 4, 2025

Since the Florida surgeon general waged his war on fluoride, several local governments have ended community fluoridation.

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