We've Got Ryan Murphy's Next Netflix Hit All Teed Up: The Alexander Brothers

Fresh off tackling the notorious Lyle and Erik Menendez case in Monsters: The Lyle and Erik Menendez Story, uber-producer Ryan Murphy is doubtless on the hunt for the next feather in his true-crime hat. While the internet is already urging Murphy to produce a Luigi Mangione series starring Dave Franco as the third installment in the Netflix series that began with Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story, we have a better idea:

Monsters Inc.: The Alexander Brothers Story

Sure, the ink's barely dry on the state and federal charges against the Magic City-reared real estate tycoon trio, and the allegations are stomach-churning, but since when has that stopped the based-on-a-true-story industry from going HAM? This case screams "made for TV."

(P.S.: Ryan, the number's 305-576-8000. We're here for you.)

Scandal Under the Skyline: The Real-Life Backstory

Until recently, the Alexander brothers — Oren, Alon, and Tal — reigned supreme in Miami's luxury real estate market, swinging billions' worth of deals with the world's elite. The first crack in their empire appeared early this summer when allegations of sexual assault, sex trafficking, and drug use surfaced, sparking criminal investigations in Miami and New York.

Enter Ohad Fisherman (AKA "New York's Hummus Hunk"), a friend of the Alexanders who allegedly played a supporting role in one of their crimes.

And then there's the cast of crime fighters, alleged victims, and ancillary characters who probably wish they never knew the Alexanders.

There's Sir Ivan Wilzig (AKA "The Hugh Hefner of the Hamptons"), who owns a castle on Long Island that's said to have been a favored haunt of the twin Alexanders, Oren and Alon.

And Howard Lorber, recently retired Douglas Elliman CEO, who was brushed by the ick of the scandal when word got out that he'd engaged in his own (albeit legal) personal indiscretions.

And Tracy Tutor, a top Douglas Elliman broker featured on Bravo's Million-Dollar Listing, who came forward as an early Alexander brothers accuser.

The justice seekers include Miami-Dade State Attorney Katherine Fernandez Rundle, who is spearheading the state charges filed in Florida, and her sidekick, Miami Beach Police Chief Wayne Jones, who was instrumental in leading the investigation and eventual arrests of the Alexander brothers. Further north, we meet Damian Williams, the U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of New York, who oversaw the sex-trafficking indictment (and who is now resigning for reasons unrelated to the case).

All of this is to say that the real-life players in this tabloid-worthy saga are as complex and fascinating as the case itself.

Here are the actors best suited to bring them to life on screen.

Oren and Alon Alexander (Twins of Turmoil)

Max and Charlie Carver: These real-life twins from Teen Wolf and The Leftovers are tailor-made to play the Alexander twins. Their chemistry and ability to tackle morally complex roles make them an easy choice.

Henry Cavill and David Corenswet: If the Carvers have a prior commitment, we'd tap this pair. Corenswet (the next Superman) brings the charm; Cavill (The Witcher), the intensity. Together, the duo would bring sophistication and darkness to the roles. Yes, there is an age difference, but they do wonders with makeup and CGI these days.

Armie Hammer: Following his dual-role tour de force as the Winklevoss twins in 2010's The Social Network, Hammer's public controversies — including allegations of sexual misconduct and disturbing accusations of cannibalistic fantasies — cast him into Hollywood exile. That same edge would lend a provocative edge to the morally dubious Alexander twins were Murphy to lure Hammer into a comeback.

Jonathan and Drew Scott: Twinsies 2.0! If they're up for honing their acting chops, HGTV's popular Property Brothers might knock this out of the park, bringing real-life real estate acumen to the table.

Tal Alexander (Architect of Chaos)

Jamie Dornan: Part of the "Cavill and Corenswet" lookalike family, Dornan brings the urbanity (Fifty Shades of Grey) needed to round out the character.

Jon Bernthal: Known for his rugged intensity in The Punisher and being the never-forgotten big brother in The Bear, Bernthal could easily portray the older, domineering sibling. Plus, it looks like he and the Carver brothers share the same DNA.

Ohad Fisherman (The Quiet Accomplice)

Adam Driver: Driver's brooding intensity (The Last Duel, Girls) makes him a perfect fit for the enigmatic and shadowy cousin.

Alex Wolff: With haunting performances, such as in Hereditary, Wolff's unsettling presence would shine in this role.

Ezra Miller: If he can be revived from cancel culture, Miller's unpredictable off-screen persona adds an ironic edge to the murky ambiguity of Fisherman's role in his cousins' alleged crimes.

Katherine Fernandez Rundle (The Crusader)

Sandra Bullock: Known for playing roles where she'll do whatever it takes to bring down her suspect (Miss Congeniality), Bullock can bring reliability and emotional depth (The Blind Side) to this legal figure.

Courteney Cox: Her embodiment of a tenacious news reporter in the Scream franchise makes her an inspired pick for the no-nonsense prosecutor.

Allison Janney: From The West Wing to The Diplomat and playing a boss in Lou, Janney's commanding presence would make her another standout choice.

Tracey Tutor (The Whistleblower)

Margot Robbie: Robbie's role in Bombshell as a composite character representing women silenced in their industry reflects the bravery and complexity possibly needed for Tutor.

Charlize Theron: In Bombshell, Theron's portrayal of Megyn Kelly navigating a toxic workplace mirrors Tutor's potential struggles in an exploitative real estate world.

Jessica Chastain: This chameleon-like thespian who transformed in Tammy Faye and bodied Molly's Game would bring the requisite gravitas to the role.

Sir Ivan Wilzig (The Castle Keeper)

Jeff Goldblum: With experience acting as the flamboyant triple OG in charge (Kaos, Wicked), Goldblum would chew all the scenery in sight as the colorful Hamptons-ite.

Stanley Tucci: Admit it — the man knows how to get weird. Who saw Lovely Bones? Then he gives all the funny and feels with roles like Nigel in The Devil Wears Prada. With a flair for layered characters, Tucci can turn Sir Ivan into a pocket rocket.

Wayne Jones (To Protect And Serve)

Taye Diggs: For starters, they look alike, especially in the head region. Diggs' portrayal as coach Billy Baker in All American showcases his ability to personify a character who is authoritative and by the book, as well as empathetic, making him a strong pick for Jones. Plus, he follows everyone on the platform we all used to call Twitter. What's not to like?

Jaime Foxx: Armed with experience playing a detective in the movie version of Miami Vice, Foxx deserves a shot at capturing the authority and depth of this Miami Beach police chief while bringing a few laughs along the way.

Damian Williams (The Fed)

André Holland: Often witnessing him play characters breaking barriers (The Big Cigar, The Knick), the Moonlight star would deliver a powerful, nuanced performance as the baby-faced attorney.

Leslie Odom Jr.: His portrayals as lawyer William Still in Harriet and Founding Father Aaron Burr in Hamilton display his ability to convey intellect and emotional complexity as the stoic Williams.

Howard Lorber (The Grizzled Chief Executive)

J.K. Simmons: With his imposing presence (Whiplash), Simmons can balance humor and seriousness to appear effortless.

Ed Harris: His commanding ability to portray authoritative (A History of Violence) and intimidating (Westworld) characters who are also loved (A Beautiful Mind) makes him a natural fit for Lorber.

Honorable Mention: Larry David (Curb Your Enthusiasm), who recently graced South Florida with his humor, would give the Lorber role the absurdist spin it requires.

Miko (Ohad's Bestie)

Jagger: Ohad has a sidekick: a three-pound miniature poodle described on his website as a "constant companion and lucky charm." Jagger, a 3-year-old terrier awaiting adoption at Miami-Dade Animal Services, is a natural for the role.