These local brick-and-mortar shops run the gamut of sensual and pleasurable merchandise, ensuring you'll find the perfect delight for any kinky palate. Maybe it's barely-there lingerie, a new toy for your anal enjoyment, or a silicon phallus for your sweetheart — whatever your pleasure, these shops will tickle your fancy (and your other parts, too).
Caliente Adult Superstore
11980 SW Eighth St. #19, Miami305-392-1855
1820 W. Eighth Ave., Hialeah
305-885-1100
calienteadult.com
Named New Times' Best Adult Store for 2024, Caliente Adult Superstore has everything you need to keep things spicy in the bedroom. Its interiors set a playful tone with pop-art walls and checkered floors. Once inside, customers will find aphrodisiac stimulants to set the mood, sexy lingerie to heat things up, and a diverse selection of erotic toys and massagers to finish the job. In the Hialeah location, there are private viewing rooms where customers can preview NSFW content before purchasing from the store's wide selection of adult films.
Honey Birdette
19501 Biscayne Blvd., Ste. 1203, Aventura786-204-0206
us.honeybirdette.com
On the second floor of Aventura Mall, Honey Birdette is a hidden gem of luxury lingerie and sex toys. This one is for all the bougie vaginas out there: Think velvet seating and boudoir lighting. Honey Birdette considers itself a wellness brand catering to customers searching for a confidence boost or a spicier sex life. Unsure of how to exercise those all-important pelvic floor muscles? The warm staff here will gladly provide a tutorial on Kegels. All of their toys are manufactured in Australia using top-of-the-line, body-safe silicone. And if you're looking for a luxe leather whip or a $200 naughty poker game, they've got that too.
Hustler Hollywood
1610 NE 163rd St., North Miami Beach305-944-6970
1500 E. Sunrise Blvd., Fort Lauderdale
954-828-9769
hustlerhollywood.com
With locations in Fort Lauderdale and North Miami Beach, Hustler Hollywood stores are quintessential adult play destinations. Their square footage rivals most convenience stores and groceries; one might even call them "the Publix of sex shops." Inside the brightly lit stores, adventurous customers can find a wide variety of luxury vibrators and massagers, couples' intimacy kits, lingerie and festive wear (because holidays are meant to be celebrated), fetish/BDSM gear and, of course, lubricants and sexual enhancements.
Museum of Sex
2200 NW 24th Ave., Miami786-206-9210
museumofsex.com
The Museum of Sex's new Allapattah outpost is well-known for its erotic exhibits, but don't sleep on its gift shop. Unlike the museum itself, the gift shop is open to the public and doesn't require an entry ticket. Chances are you won't just casually walk by, but if you're looking for a curated variety of erotic toys, games, and sexual enhancers, it might be worth a visit. Plus, you can peruse the branded museum merch while stocking up on your supply of Delta 9 THC gummies and DTS chocolates.
Naughty Rooster
1019 Fifth St., Miami Beach305-534-6635
instagram.com/naughtyrooster1019
Naughty Rooster has held the reins (or whips) for Miami Beach's sexually adventurous crowd for more than 21 years. Looking for chill weekend plans? Grab a smoothie from nearby Under the Mango Tree, then pop over to Naughty Rooster for a fetish costume or vibrating dildo. While the shop's target audience mostly comprises dancers and sex workers, the general public will find a safe space here with some of the friendliest and most discreet staff in the business.
Playthings Miami
9250 SW 40th St., Miami305-485-8404
playthingsmiami.com
Playthings is well-known in the industry as the best place to find custom and ready-to-wear stripper outfits and heels, but influencers and festival goers have also caught on to the hype. Known by its customers as the "Candyland" of fetish and cosplay outfits, it also boasts the largest selection of dancer heels and festival boots in South Florida. If playing dress-up isn't your thing, Playthings is also fully stocked with sex toys from vibrators to fleshlights.
Toys Tonight
203 NW 36th St., Ste. A, Miami786-334-5600
8330 Biscayne Blvd., Miami
305-846-9563
1637 Washington Ave., Miami Beach
954-868-2137
toystonight.com
If you have kids in Miami, you've probably driven past one of the three Toys Tonight locations at least once and shouted into the backseat, "No, not that kind of toy!" Crowned New Times' Reader's Choice for Best Adult Store for several years running, Toys' shops are conveniently located in Wynwood, the Upper Eastside, and Miami Beach. But the real draw here is the noon to midnight delivery service — you know, for all those sex toy emergencies.
